Monday, June 17, 2024

Faithfully

Rivers run
into the western sun
Ships grow small and fade
you're on my mind

Restless hearts
sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Into the stars

We know that a war is no place to leave your heart bare
But lately all I feel is you and me
But lovin' a music man
isn't always what it's meant to be
Lady, you stand by me,
I'm forever yours,
faithfully

Ale and songs,
and friends around the fire
We all need to clown
and try to smile

Through space and time,
these prophecies come true
Wondering where I am
Lost without you

And being apart's not easy on this heart of mine
I see your face and fall in love again.
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Lady, you stand by me,
I'm forever yours,

Faithfully


-by Gwintheledh of Mirkwood

Nothing Else Matters

So close no matter how far
The boundless night will fill with stars
Remember this as darkness falls
And nothing else matters

Don your breastplate and your greaves
'gainst starless darkness from the East
Stand with song, with sword in hand
And nothing else matters

Trust in starlight, bright in view,
Trust your fellows, steadfast true
Trust most in the strength of you
And nothing else matters

Always watch for what they do
Always hear for what they know
And we know

So close no matter how far
The boundless night will fill with stars
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

Always watch for what they do
Always hear for what they know
And we know

When the night is full of eyes
In our ears are whispered lies
Turn your face to the shining skies
And nothing else matters

Wipe away the tears we've cried
Square shoulders against the tide
Drive shadows back to hide
And nothing else matters

Always watch for what they do
Always hear for what they scheme
Always watch for what they do
Always hear for what they know
And we know

So close no matter how far
The boundless night will fill with stars
Remember this as darkness falls
And nothing else matters

-by Gwintheledh of Mirkwood

Wight Fighters

If the Barrow Downs
has got you down
Sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

If the worms and barghests
Make you frown
sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

We fear not the ghosts
We fear not the ghosts

When the not-quite dead
Fills you with dread
sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

Perpetual corpse
By the entrance, dead
sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

We fear not the ghosts
We fear not the ghosts
Sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

If you're by yourself
And you're low on health
sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

We fear not the ghosts
Shake off that fear
We fear not the ghosts
Athof, athof
sound that muster horn
Wight fighters

If you've had a close call
with deadly ghosts, all
you have to do is muster
Wight fighters

Wight fighters
Fighting wights is alright!

We fear not the ghosts
We fear not the ghosts
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Wight fighters

When you bust through that door,
and find crawling arms galore
And spiders by the score
Wight fighters

sound the muster horn
Wight fighters
sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

I think you better sound
Wight fighters
sound the muster horn
Wight fighters

Louder!

Wight fighters


-by Gwintheledh of Mirkwood

Wolves of Middle Earth

I saw some wolves on the road to Archet

Better not get too near

Looking for some poor traveler to eat, I bet

And wash him down with a beer


Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-hoo

Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-ho


You hear them howling around near Weathertop

And on the road to the Forgotten Inn
Little hobbit got stabbed up there couple nights ago

Stay on the road, or just stay in.

Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-hoo

Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-ho


Bloody of claw and tooth

last seen in Ost Guruth

or down around the icy Redhorn Pass

Better give them the slip, 

They'll rip your lungs out, Pip

At best, a nasty bite right in the ass


Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-hoo

Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-ho


I saw Mangemaw prowling up at Blackwold's Roost

He's a wolf of Middle Earth

I saw lots of Mangemaw Juniors prowling up at Blackwold's Roost

They're wolves of Middle Earth

I saw a wolf drinking a beer in someone's meadhall

And the taxidermy was perfect.

  

Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-hoo

Ah-hoo wolves of Middle Earth, Ah-ho




Alternate Verse:

They do the chickens harm

Out at Dora Brownlock's farm

They gather anywhere there is a ruin

The towns aren't even free, 

They breed them outside Bree

And everywhere you go in Ered Luin.


-by Gwintheledh of Mirkwood


Sunday, June 16, 2024

Brawlers: Chapter 5

Emberwood tossed and turned. The sound of the rain pattering against her window usually lulled her right to sleep, but she had lain awake for hours thinking about the night she’d just had. Hearing the story of the epic fight at the Prancing Pony and meeting the two girls that had caused the whole thing; well, that was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to her. Rhusty and Aubren were everything Emberwood wished she could be. Tough and independent, those two could do and say anything they wanted. I bet they don’t even have to do chores or mind their little sisters, she thought. And Rhusty had said they were friends now! Friends! They thought she was brave like them!

The rain outside gradually stopped, and a warm breeze pushed the last of the clouds across the now starry sky. Emberwood was lost in thought when she heard a distant rooster crow and realized it was nearly dawn. She suddenly had a plan. She knew her father would only keep the girls in their cell for one night, despite the brawl they had instigated the night before. As soon as they dried out, the Shirrif would give them a stern talking to and turn them out into the morning light. Emberwood thought that if she went to Bree when Rhusty and Aubren were released she could probably find them – maybe even talk to them again!


Suddenly she was filled with doubt. After all, the girls had been pretty drunk last night. Maybe they wouldn’t even remember her. Nervous now, she dressed quickly and made her way to the barn where her speckled pony, Broomstraw, waited for her. The morning was absolutely sparkling from the night’s rain, and as they crossed the Brandywine Bridge, Emberwood felt sure her new friends would remember her.

 

Emberwood found Rhusty and Aubren sitting together at the Boar Fountain heartily eating meat pies for breakfast. They were both laughing and gesturing wildly.  She caught bits and pieces of their lively conversation as she shyly approached.


  “...fookin minstrel plonker didn’t know what hit him...”

  “...bet that dainty bastard regrets grabbing your arm...”

  “...can’t fight for shit..”


Rhusty’s green eyes lit up when she saw Emberwood. “Emberwood Hayward! Come sit with us!” Rhusty gestured to the space next to her. Emberwood’s heart was pounding as she climbed up between them. Rhusty tore off a hunk of her pie and offered it to her. She noticed that every knuckle on Rhusty’s pale fingers was scraped and bruised. There was dried blood on her chin. Emberwood knew in that moment that she’d never meet a more amazing person in her life.


“So your da’ says we gotta clean up the Pony today.” Rhusty said, rolling her eyes.   “His exact words were 'complete disaster and a disgraceful waste of mead', so I reckon it’s gonna take awhile.”


“Worth it.” mumbled Aubren around a mouthful of pie crust.


Emberwood’s heart sank at this news. She didn’t want this glorious morning to end. Rhusty continued,” Whatcha doin tonight? Me and Aubren are going to the Forsaken Inn for supper since we’re pretty sure we won’t be welcome at the Pony anytime soon. You in?”


The Forsaken Inn! Emberwood had never been there in her life! Her eyes were wide as she breathlessly stammered, “I’m in.”


“Brilliant!” exclaimed Rhusty, as she and Aubren stood and brushed crumbs from their now disheveled and bloodstained dresses. “Meet us by the West Gate at sunset.”

 

Emberwood hurried excitedly back home to rush through her chores and get ready for the big night. It didn’t take long for her to realize that if her father found out who she was hanging around with and where they were going he’d probably skin her alive and throw her in a cell. She was going to have to disguise herself somehow. She suddenly remembered she had won a bear head mask at the Harvestmath Festival last year that would be perfect. She found it in the back of her wardrobe and pulled it over her head. She adjusted the mask around her eyes and turned to look in the glass. As she gazed at herself she thought, I’m going to have such adventures!


-By Pam

Brawlers: Part 4

Emberwood shouldered open the door to the gaol, careful to not spill any of the food she'd gotten from the mess hall. Her poor father had to leave his supper to help break up the terrific row that happened at The Prancing Pony earlier that evening. It had been several hours and she knew his belly was as empty as the drunk tank at the gaol was currently full. 


I miss all the fun. I bet it was exciting! Da'?" She set the basket down on the table. She could hear men muttering and swearing in the main holding cell and women crying in the smaller one.


Two human women were sitting on the bunk, their arms around each other's shoulders, loudly having a weepy conversation. 


"Right in his smug face! The dark haired woman was slurring."Boom! The arm on you! Legendary! And that other prick, too, the one that grabbed you. I could kick both their Elven asses! Drunk! I could do it drunk!"


"I know you could!" the redhead said, her voice wailing with sobs. "You kicked that one guy right in the balls for me. You're my best friend!"


"You're my best friend!" the dark woman howled, sniffing loudly. "I'd do it again! I'll kick everyone's ass in that place!" 


"I know you would! I love you so much!"

 

"I know! I love you too!" 


Emberwood walked over to the cell. "Were you two in that fight at the Pony?" she asked, awestruck. 


A slurring male voice drifted over from the main cell. "They fookin' started it, lassie!"


Emberwood's mouth dropped open. These girls were some hardened adventurers if they were breaking up taverns so bad the Watch had to be called. "Really? Wow!" 


The redhead sniffed, rubbing the bruise on her cheek. "It's a long story," she muttered. "They hiring little hobbit girls for the Watch now? You a Bounder?"


"No," Emberwood admitted. "Not yet. My Da's a Shirriff. I'm bringing him supper." 


"Oh. The dark-haired woman nodded. 


"But I'm learning how to fight, though," she said quickly, feeling a desire to appear as something other than a young country Hobbit to these tough and interesting women. "I'm pretty good at it." 


The redhead smiled. "Well, little hobbit girl that knows how to fight, we sure coulda used your help a little while ago. What's your name?" 


"Emberwood Hayward," she said, her cheeks flushing. 


"I'm Aubren, and this is Rhusty." Aubren gave Emberwood a friendly squint. I've heard that Shirriff Hayward has a kid named Emberwood. I didn't expect..."


"My Da' wanted a boy," Emberwood said sheepishly, trying desperately to hide her delirious pleasure that this woman had heard of her. 


"Well, we're friends now, you know," Rhusty said, her cheeks beginning to turn a sickly shade of green-grey behind the cinnamon sprinkling of her freckles. "We girls that don't take any shit need to stick..." 


Aubren deftly kicked the chamber pot out from beside the bunk and Rhusty fell forward, depositing several mugs of Blind Troll Stout and half a bowl of watered-down stew into it with a loud, ripping barf. She was breathing hard, trying to control her gorge. "...together," she gasped.


Emberwood agreed, pumping her fist in the air. "Hell yeah, we do!"


-By Gina

Brawlers: Part 3

 "So I don't know exactly what started it," Barliaman Butterbur said to Shirriff Hayward. "It was just a peaceful night, and then the next thing I know, a woman launched a tankard of ale at Gwin's head."


The city watchmen were dragging people out of the Pony, stumbling around shattered crockery and overturned tables.


"It was the redhead," Lethrel said, rubbing his skinned knuckles. "The one in the pink dress. I walked in just as she did it. Goes by Rhusty. I was...um...talking to her last time I was here."


"Tell me you didn't hit her," Gwintheldh muttered against the bloody towel he was pressing against his split and swollen lip.


"Of course I didn't hit her. But I grabbed her before she was able to follow it up with a bowl of stew, and a couple of other drunks decided to jump me on her behalf. What did you do, Gwin?"


Gwintheledh's eyebrows shot upwards on his forehead. "I didn't do anything! They started heckling and it just escalated. I think she thought I was someone else."


"Can't you fix that?" Lethrel gestured to his brother's bruised and lacerated face. "You're bleeding all over your shirt."


Gwintheldh pointed at the broken fiddle bow and the damaged headstock of his lute and sighed. 


Barliaman pulled a couple of green flasks from under the bar and handed one to each of them. "Boys, I'm sorry this happened to you in my place. Hob, Heathstraw, I'm sorry you and your men had to come out here during supper. Please have a round on me." 


Shirriff Hayward looked around. Stew and ale dripped from the walls. A few combatants were sprawled on the stone floor, groaning among broken dishware and wrecked benches. The barber that usually set up shop in the corner had fled. He nodded. "This is one for the history books, Barley." 


Barliaman scowled unhappily, shaking his head. "Yep."


"Barley," Hayward went on. "Remind me again why I left the Shire for this shite."


-By Gina


Faithfully

Rivers run into the western sun Ships grow small and fade you're on my mind Restless hearts sleep alone tonight Sending all my love Into...